Gonna Make You Ssssqqqquwweeeaaaalll Boy

[verse] Well, I caught me a pig down by the creek, He was rootin’ round, lookin’ all sleek, But I grabbed him up, gave a mighty yell, I said, “Tonight, boy, you’re gonna tell!” [chorus] Gonna make you ssssqqqquwweeeaaaalll, boy, In the barnyard, raise a noise, oh joy, With that squeal, we’ll have a hoedown, Gonna echo through this old town! With that squeal, we’ll have a hoedown, Gonna echo through this old town! [verse 2] He wriggled and squirmed, tried to get away, But I held on tight, wouldn’t let him stray, With a grin on my face, I took my stand, This piggy’s fate was in my hand! [chorus] Gonna make you ssssqqqquwweeeaaaalll, boy, In the barnyard, raise a noise, oh joy, With that squeal, we’ll have a hoedown, Gonna echo through this old town! [bridge] Now the neighbors came runnin’, heard the fuss, But I told ‘em all, “Ain’t no need to cuss, We’re just havin’ fun with this little swine, And tonight, y’all, he’ll be feelin’ fine!” [chorus] Gonna make you ssssqqqquwweeeaaaalll, boy, In the barnyard, raise a noise, oh joy, With that squeal, we’ll have a hoedown, Gonna echo through this old town! [outro] So if you hear a sound like a fiddle’s twang, Don’t worry ‘bout it, just let it hang, ‘Cause down by the creek, there’s a little ol’ toy, And tonight, he’s gonna ssssqqqquwweeeaaaalll, boy!