[Intro] One, two, rattle your bones— Three, four, nobody's home! [Verse 1: Skeleton] I woke up rattling, no skin, all spite, Bone bow drawn tight in the pale moonlight, I don't feel pain, I don't feel fear, An arrow's already through your ear! [Chorus] It's the Undead Mash! The bone-and-shadow bash! The Undead Mash! It's a churchyard splash! [Verse 2: Zombie] Slow and shuffling, rotten and grim, One little scratch and you're just like him, Slam my fists till your skull gives way, Then you rise up too on a moonless day! [Chorus] [Verse 3: Ghoul] I crawl on all fours, I bite, I claw, One touch of my hand and you drop your jaw, Paralyzed stiff, can't run, can't fight, Dinner is served in the dead of night! [Verse 4: Ghast] I'm the ghoul's big brother, worse by far, My rotten stench alone can leave a scar, Breathe me in and you'll feel it start— Sickness crawling straight to your heart! [Chorus] It's the Undead Mash! (BASH!) The bone-and-shadow bash! (BASH!) It's the Undead Mash! (BASH!) It's a churchyard splash! [Verse 5: Ghost] I drift through walls, no door can hold, I'll wear your face and steal your soul, Possess your body, walk your halls— You'll never know when the cold wind calls! [Verse 6: Banshee] "Listen closely, mortal thing..." One single scream from my hollow chest, Hits like thunder in your chest, Fall to your knees, hear my keening cry— That's the last sound you'll hear before you die! [Bridge] [Verse 7: T-Rex Zombie] I was a king before I died, Now I'm back with rotting hide, Forty feet of bone and rage, Stomping shadows across the age— One bite and there's nothing left, Not even bones for you to rest! [Verse 8: Beholder Zombie] Ten eyes open, ten eyes dead, Ten little nightmares in my head, Each one fires a different curse— Pick your poison, it's all worse, Fear or sleep or wither away, No living eyes should see this day! [Final Chorus] It's the Undead Mash! (BASH!) Skeleton, ghoul, and ghast! (BASH!) Zombie, ghost, and banshee's cry! (BASH!) T-Rex bones under the sky! (BASH!) Beholder's eyes, ten times the dread— Run, little mortal, join the dead! It's the Undead Mash! It's the Undead Mash! [Outro] ...it's a churchyard smash...
