
The Ballad of Tymmber Outdoor
Verse 1] Well I packed up my truck in two-thousand-sixteen With a dream in my heart and eighty-thousand clean From grants and grit and government hands Said I'm gonna live this life, understand the land A thousand nights sleeping under the stars Thirty-thousand miles in my old Denali car From sub-zero cold to one-ten in the shade Testing every product that I ever made [Chorus] I'm building TYMMBER, brick by brick and bone Where the everyday outdoor becomes your home Not just recreation, but a way to live free From dependency chains to sovereignty Yeah, the future ain't predicted, son, it's made by hand With content and hardware across this land Sixteen million dollars, that's my ask today To rebuild the middle class the TYMMBER way [Verse 2] See, Fitbit and GoPro, they played it too simple Got commoditized, couldn't defend their temple But I built complexity like a moat around my dream Content plus tech plus gear—an integrated machine I wrote me a screenplay 'bout hopes and dreams 'Bout a man named Miguel and what freedom means Then The Bacon Society, been around since eighteen-eighty Published my philosophy—call that validation, baby [Chorus] I'm building TYMMBER, brick by brick and bone Where the everyday outdoor becomes your home Not just recreation, but a way to live free From dependency chains to sovereignty Yeah, the future ain't predicted, son, it's made by hand With content and hardware across this land Sixteen million dollars, that's my ask today To rebuild the middle class the TYMMBER way [Bridge] [Tempo slows, more emotional] Now the market's hurtin', AI's takin' jobs Thirty-eight million folks without a place to park Homeownership's a fantasy for most working folks But my products ain't props—they're life support, no joke From The RAAK to the Solar Hut, each one's got a role Turn your tailgate to a kitchen, make that F-150 whole Not just selling gadgets like some corporate store I'm selling liberation—and brother, there's the door [Verse 3] Arthur the King made thirty-two million at the box 'Cause outdoor adventure films unlock commercial locks My screenplay's ready, manuscript's done Mix that content with commerce and watch this revenue run See every story is a customer I can acquire Every customer's a storyteller lighting up my fire It's a flywheel, partner, self-sustaining growth Phase one through five—I mapped 'em both [Final Chorus] I'm building TYMMBER, brick by brick and bone Where the everyday outdoor becomes your home Not just recreation, but a way to live free From dependency chains to sovereignty The future ain't predicted, son, it's made by hand With content and hardware across this land Sixteen million dollars to change the game Better people, better systems—remember the name [Outro] [Spoken word, reverb] Seventy-seven billion to one-thirty billion market Complexity by design Nine years, four seasons, tested every line New Mexico bred, nationally spread TYMMBER OUTDOOR—let's get ahead [End] TYMMBER

