*[Intro – city ambience, then a cocky voice]* "Sal just touched down in Lumiose..." *[Verse 1 – hard rap over dark trance]* Tourist in the city, bag got jacked by a Pancham, Taunie pulled up, said "welcome," gave me the anthem, Pick your partner: Chikorita, Totodile, Tepig, Hotel Z — AZ's the landlord, three thousand years big! Team MZ, Naveen and Lida by my side, Lumiose at night is where the real ones ride, Z-A Royale, from the bottom, Rank Z, Climbing every rank till the top's all me! *[Chorus – dark trance drop]* RANK Z TO A! (A! A!) I'm the Lumiose kingpin, paving the way! (way! way!) Battle Zones burning from dusk till dawn, Quasartico's wish when the night is gone! RANK Z TO A! *[Verse 2 – rap, darker]* Rogue Megas popping off, wild and berserk, Jett from Quasartico put me to work, Real-time combat, boss battles, no turns, Every Rogue I drop, the whole city learns! Zygarde watching from the shadows deep, A man called "L" with secrets to keep — Lysandre lives, but his memory's gone, Cursed like AZ, still holding on! *[Breakdown – beat strips back, spoken]* "They promised a wish at Rank A... But what's the price of a wish in a city built on lies?" *[Verse 3 – Mega Dimension, fastest flow]* Post-game and the story don't stop, Ansha rolls through with her donut shop, Hoopa hungry, need a donut fix, Berries in the mix for the ultimate tricks! One bite and the portal rips wide, Hyperspace Lumiose on the other side, Greyscale city, mons past level one-double-0, Korrina rolling with me — Mega master, let's go! Mega Raichu X with fists of thunder, Mega Raichu Y make the city wonder, Chimecho, Baxcalibur, Zeraora too, Lucario Mega'd up, coming through! Hoopa's calories ticking, gotta make it fast, Rogue-like runs, every trip could be your last, Donut buffs got my whole team strong, In Hyperspace, Sal can't go wrong! *[Final Chorus – bigger, key change]* RANK Z TO A! (A! A!) From Hyperspace back, I'm here to stay! (stay! stay!) Mega Dimension cracked, the story's complete, Sal's the kingpin of Lumiose's streets! RANK Z TO A! *[Outro – fading]* "Hoopa... one more donut. We're going back in."
