Do the Hack and Slash, Baby

Ohhhh yeah Come on Black boots kicking through the back door Red light bleeding on the dance floor Everybody came to lose their heads Guess tonight we're gonna paint it red Sharp suit Bad mood Pretty little nightmare with an attitude One step Two step Baby better watch where you put that neck Left foot Right foot Move when the blade goes down Spin once Duck twice Everybody gather round Do the hack and slash, baby Hack and slash Move your hips while the whole place crashes Do the hack and slash, baby Make it last Swing it low Swing it high Then bring it back Do the hack and slash, baby Hack and slash Everybody dance like the world's gone mad Do the hack and slash, baby That's the move If the monster's coming Make the monster groove HEY! Hack! Slash! HEY! Hack! Slash! White mask grinning at the punch bowl Big knife shining under blacklight glow Somebody screamed But the beat stayed hot DJ said Baby give it everything you got Bad luck Good night Something in the bushes ain't acting right Don't run Don't trip Put a little rhythm in your fingertips Left foot Right foot Move when the blade goes down Spin once Duck twice Everybody gather round Do the hack and slash, baby Hack and slash Move your hips while the whole place crashes Do the hack and slash, baby Make it last Swing it low Swing it high Then bring it back Do the hack and slash, baby Hack and slash Everybody dance like the world's gone mad Do the hack and slash, baby That's the move If the monster's coming Make the monster groove Slash Slash Now everybody HACK! SLASH! If you're gonna die Might as well look good If you're gonna scream Better scream on cue If you're gonna run Better run in time Four on the floor And a blade on five SLASH! Do it to the left Do it to the right Cut through the middle Then dance all night Do it real slow Now double that Everybody scream when the snare goes CRACK! Do the hack and slash, baby Hack and slash Move your hips while the whole place crashes Do the hack and slash, baby Make it last Swing it low Swing it high Then bring it back Do the hack and slash, baby Hack and slash Everybody dance like the world's gone mad Do the hack and slash, baby That's the move If the monster's coming MAKE THE MONSTER GROOVE! HEY! Hack! Slash! HEY! Hack! Slash! Do the hack and slash, baby Groovy