"I Dies at You, Me Ducky!" (A) I dies at you, me ducky, you got me in stitches, With your wacky ways and all your silly glitches. Your tales twist my tongue, and I tumble with laughter, Every joke you crack just gets funnier after! (B) Quacky quips and quibbles, quirks that quiver quickly, Silly snickers, snappy snaps, and snazzy giggles tickly. You stutter, sputter, splutter, makes me chortle, chuckle, cheer, I dies at you, me ducky, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! (A) I dies at you, me ducky, you got me in stitches, With your wacky ways and all your silly glitches. Your tales twist my tongue, and I tumble with laughter, Every joke you crack just gets funnier after! (C) Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, a bear that couldn't dance, Dizzy ducks did dizzily in a dazzling prance. Silly Sally swiftly skips and slips on slippery slush, I dies at you, me ducky, in a rush of hush and blush! (A) I dies at you, me ducky, you got me in stitches, With your wacky ways and all your silly glitches. Your tales twist my tongue, and I tumble with laughter, Every joke you crack just gets funnier after! (D) Twisty tipsy topsy-turvy, talking tickles tummy, Giggly, wiggly, jiggly, jumpy, joyously so chummy. Funny Phyllis flips and flops while Fanny flaps her fins, I dies at you, me ducky, with grins and spins and wins! (A) I dies at you, me ducky, you got me in stitches, With your wacky ways and all your silly glitches. Your tales twist my tongue, and I tumble with laughter, Every joke you crack just gets funnier after! (Outro) So here's to you, me ducky, with your jests so zany, You light up every moment, never even rainy. With twisty, tonguey twisters, and jokes that never end, I dies at you, me ducky, my forever funny friend!
