“Tony Khan Is The Best Guy” Verse 1 Dave woke up on a Wednesday night Got the star ratings ready, feeling just right Tone booked a ladder match, twelve flips in a row Dave said, “Six stars, brother, let’s go!” The ratings dipped a little, but that’s okay There’s always a reason by the end of the day When the message boards grumble and wonder why Dave just smiles and starts to type Pre-Chorus “Maybe you just don’t understand the art” That’s the line before he plays his part Chorus 🎵 Tony Khan is the best guy Never wrong and he’ll tell you why If Tone books it, it’s certified Tony Khan is the best guy Tony Khan is the best guy Dave’s got another defense to write Every match is a masterpiece tonight Tony Khan is the best guy 🎵 Verse 2 Tone made another huge announcement again The biggest announcement since ten announcements ago then Dave got excited before it was said Already handing out flowers in his head The forums laughed, the podcasts cried The tribal wars burned all night But Dave was there with a brand new take Explaining every questionable mistake Pre-Chorus The critics yell from far and wide But Dave is always by Tone’s side Chorus 🎵 Tony Khan is the best guy Never wrong and he’ll tell you why If Tone books it, it’s certified Tony Khan is the best guy Tony Khan is the best guy Dave’s got another defense to write Every match is a masterpiece tonight Tony Khan is the best guy 🎵 Bridge Tone on the phone at quarter to three “Dave, what’d you think of the show?” Dave said, “Tone, that was wrestling history!” “That’s exactly what I hoped you’d say, bro.” The fans keep arguing year after year But Dave’s got five more stars to give right here Final Chorus 🎵 Tony Khan is the best guy The stars keep climbing to the sky Seven stars? Dave might just try Tony Khan is the best guy Tony Khan is the best guy Tone can do no wrong tonight Dave’s already got the headline typed Tony Khan is the best guy 🎵 Outro Tone booked the match… Dave loved the match… Tone booked the show… Dave loved the show… “How many stars?” “Yes.” 🎵
