[Intro: Male spoken — MINJUN] I've built giant robots since I was eight. [Female spoken — AOI] Great. Your oven door is upside down. [Verse 1: Male singing — MINJUN] Midnight, pieces on the floor, One little hinge, then twenty more. Tiny kitchen, cherry red, Birthday ribbon on the bed. 잠깐만, just let me see— These little pictures underestimate me. [Female rap-singing — AOI] ちょっと待って, that's step nine. We're still attaching part B-five. You call it instinct, call it skill— That shelf is sliding down the windowsill. Give me the booklet. Give me space. And wipe that frosting off your face. [Male singing — MINJUN] I'm testing snacks. It's quality control. A birthday dad should know his role. [Female rap-singing — AOI] Then find the screw you had a minute ago. And tell your elbow where my tea can go. [Chorus: Male singing — MINJUN] Some assembly required, Two opinions, one screwdriver. You hold that and I'll hold this, We can build a little happiness. [Female singing — AOI] Some assembly required, Very married, very tired. You can brag a little more When all four legs can touch the floor. [Verse 2: Female rap-singing — AOI] Page eleven, turn it round, Take that whole top section down. There should be a window here— A little hook, a chandelier. [Male singing — MINJUN] 괜찮아, but check that page. That's the deluxe with extra space. We bought the little one instead— The one that's pictured here in red. [Female spoken — AOI] ...There are two sets of instructions. [Male spoken — MINJUN] Tell my instincts you're sorry. [Female rap-singing — AOI] I'd like you holding up this wall. Your instincts nearly dropped it all. Okay, that page was my mistake. Enjoy that smile. You've got one break. [Breakdown: Male whispered rhythm — MINJUN] Don't wake her. Don't wake her. Where'd you put the little door? [Female whispered rhythm — AOI] Don't wake her. Don't wake her. Why are you dragging it across the floor? [Male whispered rhythm — MINJUN] Don't wake her. Don't wake her. I found the screw! Look what I've got! [Female whispered rhythm — AOI] Don't wake her. Don't wake her. It's been hanging from your sock. [Chorus: Male singing — MINJUN] Some assembly required, Two opinions, one screwdriver. You hold that and I'll hold this, We can build a little happiness. [Female singing — AOI] Some assembly required, Very married, very tired. You can brag a little more When all four legs can touch the floor. [Bridge: Female singing — AOI, softer] I pictured her coming down the stairs, Little bare feet, sleepy hair. I wanted it waiting, shiny and straight. Something we finished before she had to wait. [Male singing — MINJUN, sincere] I wanted you to leave this part to me. Wake up and find it where it ought to be. That's why I said I knew what to do— I wanted to make it easy for you. [Female singing — AOI] ねえ, come sit beside me here. It doesn't need a chandelier. She'll make us coffee in a plastic cup. [Male singing — MINJUN] And charge us extra just to fill it up. [Final Chorus: Male singing — MINJUN] Some assembly required, Two opinions, one screwdriver. You held that and I held this, Look—we built a little happiness. [Female singing — AOI] Some assembly required, Very married, very tired. Four legs standing, ribbon tied, One small kitchen, two big smiles. [Male singing — MINJUN] 내일 아침, wait and see— She's got a table set for three. [Female singing — AOI] You get the cups. I'll get the chairs. We'll be her first two customers there. [Instrumental finish. Full stop.] [Outro: Female spoken — AOI] You ordered a robot cake? [Male spoken — MINJUN, proudly] A pink robot cake. [Female spoken — AOI] Minjun. Whose birthday is it? [Male spoken — MINJUN, hesitant] ...The laser cannon is strawberry. [Female spoken — AOI, dry] Go call the bakery. [End]


