
Funhouse Freakshow
[Start] [Creepy calliope organ intro] [Intro] [Carnival Rap] [Tambourine jingle] Under the tent, where shadows twist, Where sins are born in (greedy) fists. The faces you see, horrors you know, A (warped) reflection at the freakshow. [Verse] [Accordion riff] Behold the Greedy Banker, eyes like steel, Hands on your money he’ll never feel. (Empty) smile, gold-stained grin, Counting wealth as his only sin. [Chorus] [Heavy carnival drums] Welcome to the Funhouse Freakshow, Where (twisted) mirrors steal the show. Cracked reflections, truths we hide, The freaks you see are just your pride. [Verse] Here’s the Hypocrite Preacher, holy and sly, With venom words and a fire eye. (Hiding) secrets beneath his cloak, Spreading fear but (living) smoke. [Verse] [Laughter] "Ha HA ha Ha ha..." The Plastic Princess, painted bright, Her beauty fades in carnival light. (Hollow) eyes, a mask of fame, Chasing illusions, addicted to name. [Chorus] [Spooky calliope solo] Welcome to the Funhouse Freakshow, Where (twisted) mirrors steal the show. Cracked reflections, truths we hide, The freaks you see are just your pride. [Verse] The Puppet Politician, dancing lies, Strings pulled tight by those up high. With a (broad) smile, morals thin, Selling you dreams with a devilish grin. [Verse] [Accordion slide] And there’s the Glutton King, bloated wide, Gorging on earth with endless pride. Devours the land, sea, and air, Leaving scraps without a care. [Bridge] [Laughter] "He HE He Ha HA Ha..." [Tambourine crash] Look closer, friend, and you may find, In each of these freaks, your own design. A monster lurks within us all, Reflected deep in the funhouse hall. [Chorus] [Carnival drum roll] Welcome to the Funhouse Freakshow, Where (twisted) mirrors steal the show. Cracked reflections, truths we hide, The freaks you see are just your pride. [Verse] The Gossip Ghoul, with a wicked grin, Lives for the (sins) she revels in. She whispers lies, secrets she’ll spill, Feeding on shame, taking her fill. [Verse] [Whispers] "You're going to die..." The Rage Machine, fists clenched tight, Ready to explode with fury and fight. Fueled by anger, blind and wild, A beast within, forever defiled. [Chorus] [Crashing cymbals and organ] Welcome to the Funhouse Freakshow, Where (twisted) mirrors steal the show. Cracked reflections, truths we hide, The freaks you see are just your pride. [Verse] The Fame Chaser, hollow and loud, Bowing to clicks from a fleeting crowd. She’d trade her soul for another like, Chasing shadows in carnival lights. [Outro] [Whispers] "The show is over... for now..." [Creepy accordion fade] The lights go dim, the freaks depart, But echoes linger in every heart. A haunting grin that won’t let go, The part of you that loves the show. [End]

