[Verse 1] Black Labrador tail like a helicopter Brown eyes locked on me Golden retriever with the sunshine fur Circling my knees [Pre-Chorus] One sits left, one sits right Both lean in at the same time [Chorus] “I call soulmate!” Apollo barks first “Back off, buddy, I was here” Scripps just huffs, “You’re the guest I’m the one who keeps ’em near” Two dogs, one heart on the line Who’s gonna claim this love of mine? Apollo or Scripps, they won’t quit Soulmate tug-of-war, that’s it (hey!) [Verse 2] Apollo looks into my eyes with pure affection and love He wants me to choose him so desperately Scripps learns tricks in twenty minutes Just to earn a treat [Pre-Chorus] One brings chaos, one brings calm Both fall asleep in my arms [Chorus] “I call soulmate!” Apollo barks first “Back off, buddy, I was here” Scripps just huffs, “You’re the guest I’m the one who keeps ’em near” Two dogs, one heart on the line Who’s gonna claim this love of mine? Apollo or Scripps, they won’t quit Soulmate tug-of-war, that’s it [Bridge] They race for the leash when I stand up Trip over each other for my touch (oh yeah) But the secret that they never figure out Is I’m already theirs, both ways, too much [Chorus] “I call soulmate!” Apollo barks first “Back off, buddy, I was here” Scripps just huffs, “We can share Long as they’re always staying near” Two dogs, one heart intertwined Looks like they both get to be mine Apollo and Scripps, that’s the trick Soulmate tug-of-war, we all win it
