How to Make a Turducken

[Prelude] "Aaaaaaaaah!" [Verse 1: The Beast] A monster in the kitchen Born of a madman’s dreams Three birds wrapped up into one Bursting at the seams Got your turkey, chicken, n’ duck, Stuffed in each other Cuz why the hell not? This ain't your average feast... It’s the Turducken! A fuckin' beast! [Interlude] [Verse 2: The Turkey] First ya take that turkey The biggest of the three De-bone that big ol’ bastard And set those innards free Lay it flat, tear out it insides I see hunger in your eyes We’ve just begun, lots more to go Rip out its ass, It's quite a show [Pre Chorus] Layered flesh, bones ripped away This is how the butchers play Hunger rises, stomachs growl committing butchery most fowl [Chorus] It’s the Turducken! (Turducken!) The King of Feast! Turducken! (Turducken!) A fuckin' beast! Turduckennn! [Interlude] [Verse 3: The Duck] Now you go and grab your duck (No, not the other thing) Time for ripping bone’s again Unless you like choking Inside the turkey, Lay it to rest This shit's gonna taste the best Layer stuffing, spice it right So every bite’s dynamite! [Pre Chorus] Wrap it up n’ tie it tight We're roastin' this bitch tonight Soon you’ll get to taste the heat... "... Jesus Christ that's a lot of meat" [Chorus] It’s the Turducken! (Turducken!) The King of Feast! Turducken! (Turducken!) A fuckin' beast! Turduckennn! [Guitar Solo] [Verse 4: The Chicken] Now here comes the chicken The chef’s final victim You should know the drill by now Hurry up and de-bone em’ Lay it flat out, salt n’ season Don't stop now for any reason Stuff it up, then wrap it tight This chicken's fate is sealed tonight [Interlude] [Final Verse 5: Cooking] In the oven at 350 5 hours, the bell rings Smell the glory in the air Juices bubbling, heavens sing Pull it out, baby, let it rest Now let's taste that juicy breast Slice it up, serve and pray Take a mouthful and prepare... To be blown awayyyy!!! [Final Chorus] It’s the Turducken! (Turducken!) The King of Feast! A fat man's dream To say the least! Turducken! (Turducken!) The King of Feast! Turduckennnnnnn! [Finale] What a fuckin' beast! [End] "Damn the smells good"