Verse 1 He said “watch this” and took one step Yeah, famous last-word tone Snow looked fluffy, ground looked safe It was lying like a loan Left foot slid, right foot prayed Neither one got heard Now he’s decorating winter Like a warning sign with words Pre-Chorus Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Told him “maybe don’t” Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah He said “I won’t”… he won’t Chorus Oops, TooSmallGang again Built a snowman by mistake Stuck in a snowbank, frosty and cold Oops, you’d think he’d learn by now But the ground reached out I would help him up But I’m too old Verse 2 Used to bounce like rubber soles Pop up, dust, and grin Now the snow just keeps him there Like “sir, please settle in” Knees made sounds knees shouldn’t make Back filed a complaint Winter said “this is your seat” Then poured him some restraint Pre-Chorus Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Seen this show before Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Encore on the floor Chorus Oops, TooSmallGang again Snowman premium edition Packed in tight, no return condition Oops, it happened again Yeah, same old bend I would help him out But I’m too old Bridge (spoken, deadpan) Yeah… I would absolutely help him If helping didn’t involve… Bending. Or hope. Final Chorus Oops, TooSmallGang again Little snowman, zero shame Winter knows him by name Oops, laugh if you want He’ll thaw by spring… maybe then I would help him out But I’m too old ☃️
