dead beached whale you strapped to your car and which your daughter said was dripping in her mouth on the way home cuz you made her secure it all because your dad got shot the post traumatic S deranged syndrome not well understood compelled you forward maundering orangey bright hued father figural replacement theory by Rhyme-less orangey fandom dum dum M A GA GA M O B MAGA MAHA uninstalled your avuncular MAHAhahahero and you signed on like Vietcong to Uncle Sam’s club — WAIT! Steve Millerized detainees deportees checked hard in the portable rink by most pugilistic secret policeman’s ball y’all MAGA Rickles hockey Pucks another sport proported to be broken out as the free for all expression resultant from the initialization of beginning the opposite action which in reconstructing retrospectively its point springs from its tautology linguistically speaking a teaching device which uses inverse logic adding clang deconstruction illustrative of the current ad men station icehockey masked and anonymously tortured it with Dr. Phil whole man and tv doctor Doc CHILLER mournerferriday ans ya don't have Frankie Gene ITS GENE to kick around No! More!” It was the summer of 69' when Woodstock united music lovers with mostly unknown bands and rock and roll history was made. If you were to ask most people that attended the event, they would tell you that it wasn't the love fest everyone is trying to say it was. It rained-a lot. The ground became a massive mud pit and it was impossible to stay out of it. Bathrooms were located on the outskirts of the festival and trying to get through half a million of your newest best friends was difficult, to say the least. Many people left before Jimi Hendricks ever got on stage to play his legendary rendition of “The Star Spangled Banner.” But the ones that stuck it out, listened to history in the making. Carlos Santana photo source: mylespaul.com Carlos Santana stepped on stage as the fifth performer on the second day (August 16, 1969) and blew away the audience with his set. He played “Persuasion”, “Savor”, “Soul Sacrifice” and “Fried Neckbones” all with a Les Paul guitar. Two acts later, on that same day, Canned Heat rocked the crowd with a ten set performance that included the now famous “Woodstock Boogie.” All played on Les Paul guitars.
