
Djent My Heart
Verse 1 You walked in wearing seven-string black, One low-tuned riff and I never came back. Your eyes said “drop,” your boots said “breakdown,” You chugged once and knocked my defenses down. You’ve got that rhythm in an odd time zone, A polyrhythmic love that feels like home. My pulse goes blegh when you’re standing near, And my subwoofer’s filing a noise complaint, dear! Chorus 1 Djent my heart, make my circuits scream! You’re the breakdown living inside my dream! Chug me left, chug me right, Hit that low string all through the night! Djent my heart, let the bassline roll! You’ve got a nasty little riff for my soul! Forget romance and candlelight— Just palm-mute me, baby, and hold me tight! Verse 2 You took me dancing in eleven-four, I tripped on beat seven and fell through the floor. You said, “My darling, let’s keep it tight,” Then changed the meter halfway through the night. Your love language is a pinch harmonic squeal, Your pickup lines make my tone knob peel. You brought me roses; I brought a cab, Now we’re arguing over who gets the last breakdown stab! Chorus 2 Djent my heart, make my circuits scream! You’re the breakdown living inside my dream! Chug me left, chug me right, Hit that low string all through the night! Djent my heart, let the bassline roll! You’ve got a nasty little riff for my soul! Forget romance and candlelight— Just palm-mute me, baby, and hold me tight! Bridge No roses, no chocolates, no violin, Just seven strings and a stupid grin! You said “I love you” in 13/8, I said “One more breakdown!” — you said “Too late!” Guitar goes brrr. Bass goes BRRRR. Drummer loses count. WE DON'T CARE! Outro Djent my heart! (Chug-chug-chug!) Tear me apart! (Chug-chug-chug!) Love me in odd time, love me in drop Z, You’re the only one who gets this weird side of me! One last riff, one final spark, You put the djent in my beating heart! DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN—CHUG!

