All I want for Christmas is BOOM!

[Verse 1] I don’t want a lot for Christmas, Just one teeny-tiny thing— A stage, a show, an audience! Oh, the chaos I could bring! I don’t care for gift-wrapped presents, Or a tree with shiny lights… Just give me smoke, a little fire, And explosive delight! [Spoken, with a laugh] "Can’t you hear the BOOM in the air? Music to my ears!" [Chorus] All I want for Christmas is BOOM! (Spectacular BOOM!) And a fiery finale, too! [Verse 2] I need fireworks and pyrotechnics, To light up Gotham’s skies! Crowds screaming, running—oh, it’s magic, As chaos multiplies! Arkham’s dull, with drab decor, No stage, no pizzazz, no flair! I’ll turn this town into my theater, With my madness everywhere! [Bridge – rolling the R’s dramatically] The rrrocket’s launched, the rribbons curled, I’ll be Gotham’s gift to the worrld! Fireworks and crrrime combine, Oh, what a show—I’m divine! [Chorus – Soaring and over-the-top] All I want for Christmas is BOOM! (Big glorious BOOM!) And a city that screams in tune! [Spoken – gleeful mockery] "Oh, and don’t forget the confetti! What’s a show without glitter? Haha-hehe-Hoooo [end]