[Verse] Sunburned snowman on the sidewalk, dripping down the lane, Candy canes are bending over, melting in the heat again. [Verse] Santa’s sweating through his red coat, muttering “This ain’t right…” Palm trees glow like Christmas candles in the summer night. [Pre-Chorus] All the jingles turn to sizzles, lights flicker in the breeze, And the radio keeps warning ’bout a holiday at 30 degrees— [Chorus] It’s a December heatwave, baby, Reindeers tired, acting lazy, No snow, just warm nights lately— Even Frosty’s going crazy. It’s a December heatwave, darling, Silent night? Nah—sirens calling. Winter packed and stopped returning, Now the Christmas sun is burning. [Bridge] Surfboard Santas on the highway, Sweat drops falling sideways, Ice cubes dying in my latte— Guess it’s Christmas the Hawai’i way. And I’m laughing ’cause it’s tragic, Heatwave snow? That’s black-magic. But I’ll take it, ride the madness, This season’s got a summer sadness. [Verse] Elves are drinking iced mojitos, chimney’s just for show, Mrs. Claus is on vacation—says she’s done with sleet and snow. [Verse] Gingerbread is turning gooey, cocoa’s now an iced frappé, Carols sound like beach club remixes on replay. [Pre-Chorus] Every snowflake’s just a rumor, sky’s warm like July, And the kids keep asking Santa if his sleigh can even fly— [Chorus] It’s a December heatwave, baby, Christmas lights but everything’s hazy, No frost, just warm nights lately— Feels unreal, a little crazy. It’s a December heatwave, darling, North Pole hotline keeps on calling, Winter ghosted without warning— Now the Christmas sun is burning.
