[Verse 1] Boarding pass Screenshot saved Tiny cup of juice (yeah, first wave) Plastic peanuts Branded pen I’m maximizing Every cent Robot voice Reads the form “State your purpose Of this tour” Tick the box Then add a line “Research waffles Tastes divine” [Chorus] Per diem paradise Sign on the dotted line Turn every taxi ride into a silver shine Little receipt Big dream That’s the vibe I claim Filing my feelings as “misc. travel gain” (hey!) Per diem paradise Baby I itemize Hotel soap souvenirs under “supplies” If joy had a code I’d type it all the same Turn my life into a clever travel claim [Verse 2] Conference badge Neon string Took a photo Called it “training” Local snack “Cultural need” Yes This gelato Helps me read “Client lunch” Table for one I brief the sugar On the plan Upload Attach Caption tight “Market insights Late at night” [Chorus] Per diem paradise Sign on the dotted line Turn every taxi ride into a silver shine Little receipt Big dream That’s the vibe I claim Filing my feelings as “misc. travel gain” (oh yeah) Per diem paradise Baby I itemize Sunset commute listed under “supplies” If joy had a code I’d type it all the same Turn my life into a clever travel claim [Bridge] [Beat drops Sax riff zigzags around a monotone chant] Click Click Upload Save Love in the notes Of the claims I made Trip by trip Line by line You in the comments Saying “looks fine” (looks fine) [Chorus] Per diem paradise Sign on the dotted line Turn every taxi ride into a silver shine Little receipt Big dream That’s the vibe I claim Filing my feelings as “misc. travel gain” Per diem paradise Baby I itemize Jokes in the margins as a thin disguise If joy had a code I’d type it all the same Turn our life into a clever travel claim
