I’m pretty good at home repairs I can wire all kinds of switches I can build a wall or tear one out But plumbing leaves me speechless I can paint and caulk like a pro I can design and build a table But when asked to fix a leak I always call someone who’s able Plumbing’s my Achilles heel If there’s a leak, I start to squeal When the water leaks When the drain is clogged I am NOT your guy Call the plumber one When the toilet backs up When it overflows I am NOT your guy You will need a pro I can fix your light I can replace a switch But when plumbing’s broken That, I cannot fix I can paint your room I can drop your ceiling But when plumbing breaks I’ll be quickly leaving Plumbing’s my Achilles heel If there’s a leak, I start to squeal When the water leaks When the drain is clogged I am NOT your guy Call the plumber one When the toilet backs up When it overflows I am NOT your guy You will need a pro Got leak? Don’t call me Need a plumber? Call another Plumbing’s my Achilles heel If there’s a leak, I start to squeal When the water leaks When the drain is clogged I am NOT your guy Call the plumber one When the toilet backs up When it overflows I am NOT your guy You will need a pro When the water leaks When the drain is clogged I am NOT your guy Call the plumber one When the toilet backs up When it overflows I am NOT your guy You will need a pro
