Won't cry for me (Remix by CelticSemitone)

[intro] See, I'll drown in my tears Or go offline in some other way, The blogosphere won't regret me, But my family will cry for me (cry for me) [verse] They'll take me to the cemetery, They'll forgive my debts and recent grievances. I'm canceling the 21 gun salute, I don't need a religious funeral service. [Chorus] I've never ridden a dragon I've had big failures in life, The country won't regret me, But my lovers will cry for me (cry for me) [verse] There won't be any mourning posts in the morning, My followers won't cry for me, Forgive me, farewell, my social network, No, they won't play the national anthem over me. [Chorus] I've never ridden a lion, I've had big failures at school, The country won't regret me, But my friends will cry for me (cry for me) [verse] There won't be any new Instagram posts, My social followers won't cry for me, Forgive us, goodbye, our social network, No, they won't have a parade for me [Chorus] I've never ridden a bear I've had big failures at work, The country won't regret me, But my lovers will cry for me (cry for me) I've never ridden a motorcycle I've had big failures in love The nation won't regret me, But my neighbors will cry for me (cry for me) I've never ridden a pony I've had big failures in hygene The universe won't regret me, But my neighbors will cry for me (cry for me) I've never ridden a jet ski I've had big failures in finance The galaxy won't regret me, But my comrades will cry for me (cry for me) I've never ridden a rocket I've had big failures in therapy The multiverse won't regret me, But my cousins will cry for me (cry for me) [outro]