“Facts Don’t Care (Happy Hour Remix)”

Verse 1 Perception ain’t reality, it’s a mood in a hoodie Feelings got a megaphone, facts sittin’ quiet and sturdy Just ’cause it hurts real bad in your curated despair Don’t mean the universe signed off like, “Yeah, that’s fair.” Pre-Chorus You say, “This is my truth,” like it’s brand new news Like gravity pauses if you strongly disagree too Chorus Facts don’t care about your feelings, kid Cry me a river, yeah, life’s always been like this Unfair, unkind, didn’t start with you Welcome to the club—we’ve got dues and booze “Your truth” ain’t proof, it’s a vibe you choose Wipe it and flush it, facts still come through Verse 2 You reinvent pain like it’s vintage and rare Put trauma in italics, sell it online with flair Every generation thinks they cracked the code Like suffering dropped just now in download mode Pre-Chorus We had bills, bad bosses, wars on the news Just no comment section to scream into, dude Chorus Facts don’t care about your feelings, kid Life hit us all, you’re not uniquely hit Yeah it sucks—congrats, you’re alive Pull up a stool, order cheap beer, survive “Your truth” don’t bend what’s true Reality’s rude and it don’t ask you Bridge This ain’t therapy, it’s the bar down the street Where we trade bad days for something neat Bartender nods like, “Yeah, I know” No safe space, just neon glow Spoken Word (half-sung, half-eye-roll) Oh, you’re exhausted? So was everyone else We just didn’t monetize it for our mental health Final Chorus Facts don’t care—no, they never did They were here before your think-piece hit Life’s unfair, cool, join the line We’ve been coping since the dawn of time So raise your glass to reality It’s bitter, it’s cold, it’s still free (Play guitar and double kick bass drum solo. Felt, not spoken) Outro Perception ain’t reality, that’s the deal Feel what you want—but facts are real