[Intro – low electrical hum, particle detector clicks building into percussion, rubbery bass pulse slowly accelerating] Three… Two… One… Wait. Why is it still charging? [brief silence] …oh. [huge funk bass drop] ⸻ [Verse 1 – playful, confident female vocal, tight slap-bass groove] Tiny little universe inside a glass, give it some voltage, give it some mass. Turn one dial and the numbers go red, someone read the manual? Nah, manual’s dead. Protons doing donuts in a magnetic ring, smash ’em hard enough, maybe make a thing. Heat climbing higher, chamber glowing white, we came here for science… now we’re manufacturing light. ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – rising synth pressure, layered female vocals] More power. More heat. More pressure. MORE BEAT. Vacuum shaking, numbers climb, something’s boiling under space and time. ⸻ [Chorus – explosive electro-funk, huge slap bass, robotic backing vocals] BIG BANG IN A BEAKER LIGHT IT UP, LIGHT IT UP COSMIC FEVER CAN’T GET ENOUGH We shook the vacuum, we cracked the night, now the whole damn laboratory is producing LIGHT HEY! Mass into energy, energy back, we pushed one button and reality cracked. BIG BANG IN A BEAKER BABY, HOLD TIGHT WE’RE MAKING TOMORROW FROM NOTHING TONIGHT ⸻ [Post-Chorus – talkbox synth, robotic vocal responses] Energy. [ENERGY.] Matter. [MATTER.] Chaos. [STABLE.] Stable?! [CORRECTION: NOT STABLE.] ⸻ [Verse 2 – heavier bass, faster groove, increasingly chaotic] Antimatter flirting with a particle beam, vacuum fluctuations having self-esteem. Gravity sideways by laboratory three, coffee hit the ceiling… which concerns me slightly. Clock on the wall says quarter past ten, clock by the chamber says Tuesday again. One intern vanished for a fraction of a tick, came back yelling: TIME IS REALLY WEIRD AND I HATE THIS SHIT. Neutrinos dancing through the concrete floor, energy reading says MORE MORE MORE. Something in the chamber just developed a sun… Guys? Did we accidentally make another one? ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – sharper synths, escalating robotic harmonies] More power. More heat. More pressure. MORE BEAT. Atoms screaming, lasers rhyme, we may have punched a hole through time. ⸻ [Chorus – bigger, brighter, more chaotic] BIG BANG IN A BEAKER LIGHT IT UP, LIGHT IT UP COSMIC FEVER WE FUCKED IT UP We shook the vacuum, we cracked the night, now there’s something in the chamber bending all the LIGHT HEY! Mass into energy, energy back, we pushed two buttons and causality cracked. BIG BANG IN A BEAKER BABY, HOLD TIGHT WE’RE MAKING YESTERDAY TOMORROW TONIGHT ⸻ [Bridge – everything suddenly drops into sparse electronic pulse, robotic laboratory voice] ENERGY OUTPUT: UNKNOWN. SAFE LIMIT: EXCEEDED. GRAVITATIONAL ANOMALY: EXPANDING. UNIVERSE COUNT: …two. [female vocal, suddenly quiet] Two? [robotic voice] CORRECTION. THREE. [female vocal] …who touched it? [small robotic voice] CHICKEN DETECTED. [female vocal] Of course there’s a fucking chicken. ⸻ [Breakdown – vicious slap-bass solo, talkbox riffs, chopped vocal fragments, escalating synth arpeggios] [robotic backing vocals] EXPAND COLLAPSE EXPAND COLLAPSE MATTER ENERGY ORDER CHAOS [female vocal building] Turn it higher. [robotic voice] NOT ADVISED. Higher. [WARNING.] HIGHER! [massive bass drop] ⸻ [Final Chorus – enormous funk groove, layered female choir, maximum energy] BIG BANG IN A BEAKER BURN IT BRIGHT, BURN IT BRIGHT WE STOLE ONE SPARK FROM THE BIRTH OF THE NIGHT Stars in the bottle, space in the glass, future exploding out of energy and mass. HEY! Nothing to something, something to ALL, watch a little universe learn how to fall. BIG BANG IN A BEAKER NO OFF SWITCH IN SIGHT WE ASKED HOW CREATION WORKED… SO WE BUILT ONE TONIGHT ⸻ [Final Breakdown – groove briefly strips to bass and drums] [female vocal] So… Did we prove anything? [robotic voice] RESULT: INCONCLUSIVE. [female vocal] Fantastic. Run it again. ⸻ [Outro – synths cooling down, detector clicks slowing, soft talkbox harmonies] Three… Two… One… [quiet female voice] Wait. Why is there another sun? [cut to silence]
