How FuckFuck Ruined Christmas (Remastered)

It was a cold December evening In a little town in Texas, that’s true And bacon and Jimi We’re drinkin’ some Christmas booze Their fatass cat fuckfuck was nowhere to be found And usually he wasn’t hard to see cause his steps shook the ground Fuckfuck waddled outside, hailed a taxi And as a tip for the driver, he left a big ol crappy Taxi stopped at the airport, fuckfuck boarded a plane And headed for the North Pole now Christmas won’t be the same… Oh this is the night that fuckfuck ruined Christmas, yes he did He went to the North Pole and made a bunch of massive shits Gobbled up some elves, shat out some Christmas bells And Santa’s gonna put him on the naughty list Well if that were true, fuckfuck wouldn’t have eaten that list too So now there’s no Christmas for nobody no more Well fuckfuck’s fat as fuck and he’s a big tocic So of course he was labeled as heavy equipment in a class c cargo charter Labeled class C because he is toxic When he turns around and makes his giant shits Well he shitted so much that the plane crashed About 35 nautical miles from Santa’s workshop And he drank all the booze on the plane so he was kinda trashed He waddled out from the wreckage and ran to Santa’s workshop Then on Mrs. Claus’s patio he made a big plop *fiddle solo* Oh the elves were runnin when they saw FuckFuck squeeze in He barely fit through the door and he started shittin’ He ate Bobby’s toy train and Angel’s baby doll Then he smacked into the pillars and broke down the walls Oh fuckfuck got into the Christmas cookies While Santa and Mrs. Claus were makin whoopie Right as Santa was about to come FuckFuck broke in and hit them with both with his poop gun Oh this is the night that fuckfuck ruined Christmas, yes he did He went to the North Pole and made a bunch of massive shits Gobbled up some elves, shat out some Christmas bells And Santa’s gonna put him on the naughty list Well if that were true, fuckfuck wouldn’t have eaten that list too So now there’s no Christmas for nobody no more After fuckfuck covered Santa and his wife, the entire workshop was in chaos, on fire and in strife He ate all the toys then went to the reindeer pin Smacked Rudolph on his nose and then he started shittin’ Oh dasher dancer prancer vixen comet Cupid donner blizten they were were all affected by FuckFuck’s monstorous shittin FuckFuck hopped in the sleigh, then he drove away, and Rudolph’s nose is still brown to this very day Now they call him Rudolph the shit nosed reindeer because of what FuckFuck did The sleigh and all the reindeer were covered in shit FuckFuck made it around the world that night and did his new job with glee Cause he stopped at every house and shitted down the chimney! *steel guitar solo* Oh this is the night that fuckfuck ruined Christmas, yes he did He went to the North Pole and made a bunch of massive shits Gobbled up some elves, shat out some Christmas bells And Santa’s gonna put him on the naughty list Well if that were true, fuckfuck wouldn’t have eaten that list too So now there’s no Christmas for nobody no more *slower* Well fuckfuck returned home, bacon and Jimi were passed out… They had been chuggin’ Jim bean and shiner cheer on the couch… Fuckfuck loved bacon, but for Jimi he had a special present for him… Cause he hopped on Jimi’s face and took a GIANT CHRISTMAS SHIT! *guitar solo outro*