Twinky the Cowboy

[Verse] Gotta deal with my dough rising 'Cause I got cornmeal And it's cornmeal that's tastin' fine [Chorus] And I keep Twinky the Cowboy by my side Even big enough for the coldest winter nights And I believe Twinky the Cowboy is the king of snack cakes Handled Goliath and had a milkshake Did it all with a smile and a wink Yippee-ki-yay [Verse] A cowboy in tight clothes Just a snack on the go Stayin' gold in that Tupperware Baby Little Boy Blue just needed food Now he's hoping for you A face frozen in time from pretend and rhyme [Chorus] And I keep Twinky the Cowboy by my side Even big enough for the coldest winter nights And I believe Twinky the Cowboy is the king of snack cakes Handled Goliath and had a milkshake Did it all with a smile and a wink Yippee-ki-yay [Bridge] "Hi Twinky." "Hey." "You won't believe this But I had a dream about you And you were made entirely Out of old Tupperware." "Whoa That's crazy." "So From now on I pledge to always keep a Moon Pie and a milkshake close by." "Yeehaw." [Chorus] And I keep Twinky the Cowboy by my side He's even big enough for the coldest winter nights And I believe Twinky the Cowboy is the king of snack cakes Handled Goliath and had a milkshake Did it all with a smile and a wink