Raise Your Hand if You Think the World Has Gone Crazy

[Verse] Well, I was sittin' on my porch just the other day, Watchin' the squirrels and the clouds drift away. When a fella on the news said the sky's turnin' red, I just scratched my head and this is what I said: [Chorus] Raise your hand if you think the world's gone crazy, If the headlines sound like they're gettin' kinda hazy. From cows wearin' shoes to dogs drivin' cars, Feels like we're all just chasin' shootin' stars. [Verse 2] The preacher down at church said the end's comin' near, While the waitress at the diner poured my coffee with a tear. I saw a man on the corner yellin' at a tree, I tipped my hat and said, "It's not just me!" [Chorus] Raise your hand if you think the world's gone crazy, If the headlines sound like they're gettin' kinda hazy. From cows wearin' shoes to dogs drivin' cars, Feels like we're all just chasin' shootin' stars. [Bridge] Now I ain't no philosopher, no scholar or a saint, But I know what's right, and I know what ain't. The world's a little wobbly, but we'll get it back on track, Just need some common sense and a little slack. [Verse 3] So let's sit by the fire, pass that jug around, Tell stories 'bout the madness and the joys we've found. The world may be crazy, but we're in it together, With a little bit of laughter, we'll make it through whatever.