Breaking news on my screen Scrolling past, we pretend to read Aliens in Congress today But there's a new TikTok song anyway So Aliens do exist, or so they say But that's not the craziest thing I've seen today Our people are busy, rejecting science, drinking raw milk Blaming vaccines for everything, is this our peak? U. F. O. U. F. O. (They're here but we don't know) U. F. O. Military men testify That there are alien beings in the sky While down here, what's the big deal? Whether bibles or science will be our lead! U. F. O. U. F. O. (They're here but we don't know) U. F. O. We're too numb to feel the weight Of mysteries behind the gate We're so self centered and so small Please aliens come down and save us all Admirals, NASA, and CIA Say that we're not alone today But huh? Is that important, can that go viral? Haven't seen it on Instagram, you sure it's vital? U. F. O. U. F. O. (They are here and now we know!) U. F. O. (Aliens, save us all) (Actually, not all! leave the dumb-dumbs down below) (Aliens, save us all) (Wait no, not all! leave the dumb-dumbs down below)
