[Intro] [Verse] Met her on my CB Said her name was Mimi Sounded like an angel come to Earth But when I went to meet her Man you shoulda seen her Twice as tall as me three times the girth [Chorus] Oh my fat baby loves to eat A big ol' Budda belly and Her breasts swing past her feet My fat baby loves to ea-eat My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat [Verse 2] Took her to the diner for a treat She ordered everything but the kitchen seat Ate forty burgers and a bucket of fries Then she ate the menu right before my eyes Waiter fainted dead right on the floor When she yelled, "Bring me fifty dollars more!" [Chorus] Oh my fat baby loves to eat A big ol' Budda belly and Her breasts swing past her feet My fat baby loves to ea-eat My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat [Verse 3] Rolled her to my pickup in the lot Bent the frame and tied it in a knot Tires popped and hissed upon the street She cracked the windshield with her giant feet Had to grease the doorframe with a tub of lard Just to get my big ol' baby in the yard [Chorus] Oh my fat baby loves to eat A big ol' Budda belly and Her breasts swing past her feet My fat baby loves to ea-eat My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat [Verse 4] Took her to the living room to sit She crushed the sofa down to a little bit Springs went flying out across the floor Splintered the wood right through the patio door The recliner let out a tragic sigh Then my big ol' baby ate my apple pie [Chorus] Oh my fat baby loves to eat A big ol' Budda belly and Her breasts swing past her feet My fat baby loves to ea-eat My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat [Verse 5] Now my grocery bills are out of hand She eats more food than anyone in the land She ate the garden, ate the garden gnome Then she ate the shingles right off my home But when she hugs me with her massive size I just see the love inside her eyes [Chorus] Oh my fat baby loves to eat A big ol' Budda belly and Her breasts swing past her feet My fat baby loves to ea-eat My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat [Outro]
