Woke up late Coffee tasted like dirt Pulled on yesterday’s pants And yesterday’s hurt Car wouldn’t start Phone wouldn’t quit Whole damn morning Went straight to shit This day ain’t worth a damn No, this day ain’t worth a damn Kicked me in the teeth Soon as my feet hit the ground This day ain’t worth a damn Don’t tell me it ain’t that bad I’ve had all I can stand And it ain’t even noon yet Boss started talking I stopped hearing words Just watched his mouth moving Like a sick little bird Machine broke down Then it broke down again Fixed the same damn problem I already fixed at ten This day ain’t worth a damn No, this day ain’t worth a damn Every little thing Got another little thing going wrong This day ain’t worth a damn Don’t tell me to count to ten I counted up to nine Then I punched the clock again Dropped my lunch In the parking lot Started raining Right on the spot Somebody said “Could be worse” I said, “Keep talking And you’ll find out first” Got home tired Couldn’t find my keys Neighbor’s dog barking Like it’s mad at me Lightbulb blew Sink backed up Opened the fridge There was nothing but ketchup… I fucking hate ketchup What the fuck is it doing in my fridge This day ain’t worth a damn No, this day ain’t worth a damn Dragged me through the gutter Then it charged me for the ride This day ain’t worth a damn And tomorrow’s waiting outside I can hear that bastard breathing On the other side Ain’t worth a damn Ain’t worth a damn Ain’t worth a fuckin… Damn.
