Intro (spoken, chaotic, club bathroom energy) Why is it always like this in here… No seriously, why is it so loud outside Wait—did you hear that? No like—turn around— …that’s not normal Hold on… Why does it sound like metal?? Alright nah— Who let Gareth in here?? ⸻ Verse 1 (bouncy, talk-rap flow) Walk in, whole floor vibrate, what’s that sound? Heavy step, bassline hittin’ from the ground Turn heads quick, whole room lookin’ back Every step he take make the whole place crack VIP don’t matter, he don’t need a pass Whole club shook when he walkin’ past DJ lookin’ stressed, tryna fix that bass But it’s not the track… it’s Gareth’s— ⸻ Chorus (this is your stupid-genius hook) Gareth got a metal ass Whole club shake when he walk past Gareth got a metal ass Bassline break when he drop that G-g-g-Gareth got a metal ass G-g-g-Gareth got a metal ass Whole crowd bounce, can’t bypass When he step in with a metal ass ⸻ Post-Chorus (choppy, fun, repeatable) Clank-clank Clank-clank Clank-clank—bass collapse Clank-clank Clank-clank That’s not drums—that’s Gareth’s ass ⸻ Verse 2 (lean into absurd legend status) Security tried stop him at the front door Scanner went red, never seen that before Floor start flexin’, lights go out Sound guy panickin’, “what’s that sound??” Every step heavy, like a system crash Whole rave runnin’ off a metal ass You can’t mix that, you can’t EQ That’s raw impact when he pass through ⸻ Drop Chant (festival moment) Metal ass Metal ass Turn it up, let it blast Metal ass Metal ass Whole club move too fast ⸻ Break (quick comedic reset) …nah I’m serious Someone check the floor ⸻ Final Drop (full chaos) Gareth got a metal ass Whole club shake when he walk past Don’t need drums, don’t need bass He is the drop when he hits that space
