[Verse 1: Zak Zanyblast] In the land of clicks, where shadows do loom, FBI spies in the digital gloom, They hide in the webs, like spooks in a mist, Chasing the lost, making mischief persist. [Chorus] Through screens and wires, with a wink and a cheer, We’ll outsmart the FBI and they’ll disappear! Through screens and wires, with a wink and a cheer, We’ll outsmart the FBI and they’ll disappear! [Harmonica solo] [Verse 2: Lulu Laffertwist] Wobbly minds wander through virtual fog, FBI puppeteers, with strings to clog, They tug and they pull, in a sinister spree, But they can’t snap our will, our hearts still run free. [Bridge] In chatrooms they lurk, in the darkness they peek, But we’ve got the trick, we’re not mild, we’re unique, They can’t spook our screens or our meme-powered fun, We’ve got jokes, we’ve got pranks, we’re second to none. [Chorus] [Banjo solo] [Verse 3: Zak Zanyblast] With emojis and gifs, we'll poke at their stance, FBI agents won’t stand a chance, Our memes and our laughs, will expose their dupe, In this wild cyberspace, we’re the unstoppable troop. [Chorus]
