hey, dude, took a drive. Buddy and his girl sitting in the back, my girl in the passenger seat, 4 hours, concert tickets, some lettuce. Full tank of gas a crappy van cash need cash 5 bucks, we're good. 2 hours into the drive, nothing has happened. Just long road, nothing to look at. This is fucking stupid, need to get there. Getting anxious foot starts to get heavy that stupid little dot that stupid little dot right below that dot thingy the bitch will shake, she will shake that stupid little dot that stupid little dot closer and closer, even closer my girl hates that shake (hates that shake) forgot about that dot that stupid little dot the one that says, don't let the line thingy go over the dot thingy or the bitch will shake pipes will cling and clang, my girl in the passenger seat, she hates that shake. Get her little closer to the dot thingy, closer and closer, and even closer, right below that dot thingy. And look at that one of those 30, some odd tire, 50,000 pounds in the back a driver half asleep. Like, I don't want to be behind fifty thousand fucking pounds, hit the gas and we're at the dot here we go foot to the floor. She starts to shake and shimmy, big fifty a football field away, lasereyes locked on my head. That means slow down nope nope nope. Only half a football field away now. that stupid little dot that stupid little dot right below that dot thingy the bitch will shake, she will shake that stupid little dot that stupid little dot closer and closer, even closer my girl hates that shake (hates that shake) Hit the gas again. Bitch, shaking so much. I feel like a rodeo clown. Buddies girl says what's that he looks at her straight face turbulence. her, oh.... okay. that stupid little dot that stupid little dot right below that dot thingy the bitch will shake, she will shake that stupid little dot that stupid little dot We laughed, so hard foot came off the gas (came off the gas) Followed big 50 for the next hour. This is fucking stupid.
