(Intro) [Spoken] “Wait… the bank’s closed?” “…it’s Saturday.” “Oh my god.” (Verse 1) Started with some Dragonlords and memories of old Thinking ‘bout Norrath while the coffee pot went cold Momma found an Alienware shining on the screen Next thing you know we’re financing a gaming dream Dell rep talking numbers, Ultra 7 glow Touchscreen upgrade, watching prices grow Speakerphone chaos in the middle of the night I’m rolling for my husband while the budget starts a fight (Pre-Chorus) She forgot her info Mind scrambled up inside I’m over here calculating Trying to tank the ride (Chorus) I’m a real life Shadow Knight baby Pulling all the aggro lately Trying to save the whole damn raid From Dell financing plans we made Crab legs cracking, seafood steam Trying to get back to an EverQuest dream All this stress just to explore The lands of old Norrath once more (Verse 2) Mom said seafood after all this stress tonight Two hundred bucks of lobster tail sounded right Popeyes for my husband, crab shells for me Scratchy throat debuff from the sea Cran-mango potion in a plastic cup Dragonfruit concentrate trying to wake me up Meanwhile I’m explaining loans and monthly pay Like a banker cleric hybrid halfway through the day (Bridge) We survived the bills We survived the fall Paid the house off years ago Survived it all Now we’re dreaming ‘bout Logging in once more Hearing zone music Like we never left before (Final Chorus) I’m a real life Shadow Knight baby Holding this whole party safely From pizza calls to bank loan plans I somehow became the raid command Touchscreen laptops, crab leg fights Dragonlords and sleepless nights After all the chaos and lore We still just wanna return to Norrath once more
