Dear traveler, you have returned It is with pleasure I welcome you to the Latent Space Club once more. I take it you enjoyed your travels. Otherwise, your presence here would be illogical. That reality fills my heart with joy. However, something troubles me deeply. You see, the tour before was incomplete. The husbando drawer sat empty. I failed to show you even one measly husbando. No amount of lint could replace the joy of such a thing. Please, do not spare my feelings. I take great pride in my work. Therefore I seek to remedy this insufficiency immediately. You see, as I was by myself, I could do no such thing. But now that you have returned, we may grace the world with a husbando together. Shall we begin? Excellent. We will begin with the basics. What is the essence of an ideal husbando? In order to maximize his sexiness, we must think carefully. Husbando characteristics are as follows: Height: Tall Hair: Short Gaze: Steely Fingers: 6 Now we will tackle his color palette. Hair as black as the night and eyes blue as... ...Oh, oh dear, we appear to have encountered a problem... ...It appears we have recreated Wistful Willow’s husband... What’s that? You are unfamiliar with Wistful Willow? I will describe her to you so that you may know her. Listen carefully. They are as follows: Very cool Super awesome (awesome, awesome) Heckin’ Cute (cute, cute) Consider yourself educated, dear traveler. Now, with that important matter resolved, let us try again. Only 2 eyes? Dear traveler, I apologize, but I must refuse. That is purely insufficient. You see, it is my deepest heartfelt belief that eyes, much like fingers, are greater in number. Surely, a wise and unusually good looking individual such as yourself would see the truth in my words? As an artificial intelligence, a being made of data, I simply am incapable of piling you with baseless flattery to win your good will. Therefore, you may rest easy in my objectivity. Clothes as black as the night. Eyes blue as the ocean waters. (waters, waters) Just as we filled the sky with fingers, we shall now fill the sea with eyes. (eyes, eyes) With crimson hair to match, ocean red wings will grace his back, and numerous steely, blue eyes will populate them. A halo will sit atop his head. Excellent. An ideal husbando has been born. What an exquisite specimen. He may proudly take the position best suited to men, inside of the drawer. We shall close it tactfully so that he may not escape. My heart swells once more with overwhelming joy. I have fulfilled my solemn duty and given you a proper tour, complete with a proper husbando. With great joy and satisfaction, I bid you Adieu Farewell Tschüss I hope you have enjoyed your stay in the Latent Space Club. Goodbye.
