[Verse] In the depths of Maldon, a legend was born David McPipehelm, the warrior adorned (adorned) With mud on his face and courage in his heart He fought through the darkness, tearing demons apart (raaahhh) [Verse 2] Through the battlefields of sludge and grime David McPipehelm held his ground, every time With his mighty roar and his thunderous roar He conquered all foes, his legend will endure (brutalll) [Chorus] David McPipehelm, the bravest of them all (yeahhh) Maldon mud runs through his veins, he'll never fall (never fall) In the land of metal, his name will forever resound (resound) David McPipehelm, the hero they found (found)
