🃏⭐#PlushiePandemic2026🧸 Feb 26 – Mar 26, 2026 Hosts: @quql & Jabashka ⭐🧸⭐ Original idea by 🃏 The Jester (@the_jestermc) – absolute legend! 👑 1️⃣ Make a NEW plushie track : Original, remix, cover, demo — if it's plush-themed, it counts. 2️⃣ Add in song title or caption: 🃏⭐#PlushiePandemic2026🧸 3️⃣ Tag @quql and get in the playlists . No winners. Just fluff. Who's in? 🙋 ✋ 🤚 👆 💪 🃏🧸⭐🃏🧸⭐🃏🧸⭐🃏🧸⭐🃏🧸⭐ Oi oi legends! 🧸 Remember last year? The original #PlushiePandemic hit us hard. Button eyes. Fluffy fingers. Dreams that became... machine-washable. 😱 We barely made it out alive... or DID we?? BOOM. 2026 just started and the Pandemic is BACK, mate! From February 26 to March 26, 2026, we're getting hit by a brand new PLUSHIE PANDEMIC! Got the green light from 👑🃏 The Jester @the_jestermc 🃏👑 himself. He's flat out running Fluff Town these days, but he'll chuck a few tracks in the playlist. You can still hear the original outbreak right here: 👇 🔗 The Jester's OG Plushie Pandemic song https://suno.com/song/ba85eded-5e3f-44e3-aa39-786354fc8459 P.S. "The concept? I JUST TURNED YOU INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE! 🤪" 🃏 🃏🧸⭐🃏🧸⭐🃏🧸⭐🃏🧸⭐🃏🧸⭐ [INTRO] 🎶 "👋 Oi, oi, oi... 🌟 Ya reckon stars are nice ‘n’ shy? 🤥 Well, 🤯 STONE THE CROWS, here’s why ya’re wrong— 😈 Jabashka’s ‘bout to 🤼 BUNG ON A BRAWL!" [VERSE 1] 🎶 ✂️ She’s chop-chop like a busted 🌙, 🌗 Half a ☀️ with 😈 devil’s swoon. 🍟 Glows like Maccas’ fryer 💡, 🫳 Till ya grab her—🩸 CRIKEY, what a 😱!" [CHORUS] 🎶 🎭 'Cause she’s a HOLLOW YARN, 🐜 Sting worse than ☀️ Darwin’s March! 🤦 Pet ‘er once? Ya 🦜 FLAMIN’ GALAH! 💥 Now yer hand’s full o’ 🎭— *🔪 JABASHKA’S GOT YA! * [VERSE 2] 🎶 🤢 Fake as Vegemite on 🧁, 🦘 Rolls like a drunken ROO at 🌅. 🤗 "Just a cuddle?" 😏 Nice try, mate— 🌈 Her ❤️’s a 🔪 wrapped in RAINBOW TAPE! [BRIDGE] (Didgeridoo 🎵 + boomerang 💨) 🎶 🙅 "DON’T COME THE RAW PRAWN!" 🐸 She’ll 💥 GO OFF LIKE A FROG IN A SOCK! *🙊 Ya’ll scream "HOLEY DOLEY!" * 🩸 When her STINGER meets yer 👊— [CHORUS] (Repeat 2x, louder!) 🎶 🎭 HOLLOW YARN, ☠️ Worse than a 🐜 BONDI GREEN ANT! 🍏 "Think ya’re APPLES?" ☠️ YA DEAD WRONG— 🎤 Now ya singin’ the 😫 HURTIN’ SONG! [OUTRO] (Kookaburra 😆 + music box 🎪) 🎶 *🛻 "So chuck ‘er in the UTE, 🦈 Or feed ‘er to the sharks at 🏖️... 👻 But if she comes back ‘round, ⚰️ Ya’ll be SIX FEET UNDER— 🎬 CURTAIN. *
