Bert's Return from Sri Lanka

[Verse] Bert flew out to Sri Lanka's shore Sunshine danced And his heart did soar But upon his return A bug he bore Streptococci An unwelcome score [Verse 2] Jet plane soared through clouds so high Bert gazed out and heaved a sigh Life's adventures They sure do try But he's strong Like a mountain spry [Chorus] Hey hey Bertie boy Lift your spirits Find your joy Streptococci can't destroy Memories of Lankan ploys [Verse 3] He drank the coconut He felt so free Palm trees swaying by the sea Now back home With a cup of tea He'll conquer that bug You'll see [Verse 4] Irish fields and skies of blue Waiting there for Bert It's true Holiday tales A smile or two His spirit high He'll pull through [Chorus] Hey hey Bertie boy Lift your spirits Find your joy Streptococci can't destroy Memories of Lankan ploys