[Spoken intro] This song is based on a true story. All names and places have been replaced to protect the players. [Verse] I was minding my own plants doing my thang. Suddenly something roared and went big bang. I opened the hatch and stared along the coastline. The vulcano was awake as it was the end of time. Sutten called his friend Penny and asked -are you there? Penny sighed and said - I dunno, why do you care? Sutten explained the urgent situation over the phone Penny decided to immediately explore it on his own. [Medley] Hooo - HA! HO HA! Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha Penny met Menta att the foot of the roaring mountain Menta- Do you know whats going on, is it a lava fountain? -I dunno, I was just hiding from patrol helicopter Pete! -Let's go dude, maybe its time to accept our defeat! [spoken] -Huh? -Is that a crate rolling down the slope? [Chorus] THE VOLCANO IS pue-king LOOT WHAT THE FUCK? Who put this logistic insanity in motion? THE VOLCANO IS THROWING LOOT How is this possible? Someone administrated with devotion. [Verse] Penny called AJ and told him the unusual scope -AJ, wake up, the bloody vulcano is puking loot!!! AJ stopped picking the nose and ran out naked He or she was prepared to get vulcano flaked Beda saw AJ passing by with no clothes as usual He was not very surprised by AJ going full visual They met with Menta and Penny by the vulcano slope Admiring the spectacle that was suprisingly dope [Medley] Hooo - HA! HO HA! Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha Then Zoom came along and immediately asked -how can this be, administration would be vast? The Sutten spotted some stairs up the hillside The party strolled along up dodging the landslide [Chorus] THE VOLCANO IS pue-king LOOT WHAT THE FUCK? Who put this logistic insanity in motion? THE VOLCANO IS THROWING LOOT How is this possible? Someone administrated with devotion. At the top of the stairs stood the legendary Padmin. He was packing crates with pies, meat and dopamin. Stacks of crap loot was all around the strange man. He looked up saying - Oh my, what a nice empty can Then he sealed the box with a smile on his face He pushed the crate down the volcano inner base The he lit a bunch of satchels and threw in as well The mountain whent BOOM and that crate took sail [Medley] Hooo - HA! HO HA! Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha [Trumpet solo] The team slowly backed down unnoticed by Padmin They did not want to mess with this particular madman. Scared to the bone they all began to crawl We better not mention this to anyone at all [Chorus] THE VOLCANO IS pue-king LOOT WHAT THE FUCK? Who put this logistic insanity in motion? THE VOLCANO IS THROWING LOOT How is this possible? Someone administrated with devotion. [Medley] Hooo - HA! HO HA! Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha Ha-Hi-Ha-Ho-HA-HA-Hp-HAAArrrgh. hrm.... [Spoken] I FOUND A PIE! its warm...? DONT EAT THAT Dwon prsasd not? mmmm Pie...
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