[Verse 1] Gather round, good folk and friends, a tale I shall unfold! Of human boy and magic dog, adventurers so bold! Through candy kingdoms, dungeons deep, they journey far and wide, Young Finn the Human, brave and true, with Jake the Dog beside! [Verse 2] This human child with hat of white, last of his mortal kind, Seeks justice, quests, and righteous deeds, with never fear in mind! His companion Jake, a canine wise, with powers most bizarre, Can stretch his form to any shape, be tiny or be large! [Verse 3] From Ice King's peaks to Fire Kingdom's heat, no challenge seems too great, They battle monsters, rescue friends, and laugh in face of fate! Princess Bubblegum may call on them when danger threatens near, And off they dash with battle cry, "Adventure Time!" so clear! [Verse 4] What treasures have they found, you ask? What villains have they faced? The Lich, the Flame Princess, and more, all properly displaced! In treefort home they count their spoils, with BMO nearby, As Marceline strums ghostly tunes beneath the evening sky! [Verse 5] In Land of Ooo, post-mushroom war, where magic rules supreme, Our heroes find both joy and pain, reality and dream. Their friendship strong through thick and thin, a bond that will not break, The legendary tales of Finn and stretchy dog named Jake! [Verse 6] So raise your mugs of sweetened tea, and toast these heroes true! For as long as evil threatens peace within the Land of Ooo, The boy and dog will answer call, with sword and stretchy paw, The grandest tale in all the land, that I have ever saw! Now if you please, a copper coin? This singing makes me parched! For tales of Finn and Jake require a throat that's properly starched!
