[Intro] [Verse] Stumbled out the kitchen with a busted lip Doing kickfills off the garbage skip Safety pins holding up your thrift store threads While the neighbors hide inside and shake their heads She found a skateboard in the alleyway Now she's grinding rails every single day Teeth are rattling like a bag of dice But she never takes the precinct's advice [Verse] Pawned the toaster for a set of wheels Scabs and bruises are the way she heals Dropping in the bowl with a frantic stare With a toxic cloud of bleach in her hair She owes twenty bucks to the corner store But she's busy practicing the hardcore Ollie over puddles of the city sludge Living fast enough to hold a dirty grudge [Chorus] Your mom is a skater punk on a bender The local skate park's only big offender She's burning up the asphalt on a jagged high A motorized menace under the black sky Crunching on the gravel like it's candy cane Total destruction of the grocery lane She's flipping boards and looking for a score Your mom is a skating crackwhore [Bridge] Look out kids she's coming down the hill No brakes no brain just a cheap thrill Sparking metal on the granite ledge Living life right on the jagged edge Concrete sandwich for her morning meal Spinning round and round on a rusted wheel Total chaos in a floral skirt Doing handplants in the filthy dirt [Verse] The principal called to say she's at the gate Trying to trade a pipe for a brand new skate She's tagging her name on the precinct wall Taking every single brutal heavy fall She lost her shoes in a game of dice Now she's rolling through the city lice Duct tape strapped to her bleeding feet The fastest disaster on the entire street [Pre-Chorus] The sirens are screaming but she's faster still Chasing down the dragon for another thrill Board is snapping but the spirit stays warped Checking every shadow for a place to be absorbed [Chorus]Your mom is a skater punk on a bender The local skate park's only big offender She's burning up the asphalt on a jagged high A motorized menace under the black sky Crunching on the gravel like it's candy cane Total destruction of the grocery lane She's flipping boards and looking for a score Your mom is a skating crackwhore
