[Verse 1] Walk up like "Greetings Females" (oh no) Trip on my words Spill orange soda on my coat I say "You are very bussin" She blinks Then laughs with her friends I double down "Your face is highly based" again [Chorus] My rizz level: zero Think I'm smooth But I'm a weirdo Saying "yeet" like it's a hello I’m tryna flirt I sound like a dad My rizz level: zero Heart rate loud like the sub below Every line turns into a joke I’m tryna flirt I sound so bad (so bad) [Verse 2] Tell her "You’re my favorite bruh" She says "I am not your bro" I answer "Facts My G-irl" Then whisper "Is that how that goes?" I call her outfit "very moist" ’Cause I heard that word was cool Her eyebrow does a backflip I’m speedrunning being a fool [Chorus] My rizz level: zero Think I'm smooth But I'm a weirdo Saying "yeet" like it's a hello I’m tryna flirt I sound like a dad My rizz level: zero Heart rate loud like the sub below Every line turns into a joke I’m tryna flirt I sound so bad (so bad) [Bridge] [Beat cuts to half-time Vocal chop stutters] Look I googled how to flirt (uh) Took notes like after-school homework Still say "ligma" by mistake Watching my chances disintegrate But she smiles when I own it Says "You’re weird But kind of funny" So I shrug and say "No capricorn" She laughs so hard she’s crying (hey!) [Chorus] My rizz level: zero Think I'm smooth But I'm a weirdo Saying "yeet" like it's a hello I’m tryna flirt I sound like a dad My rizz level: zero Heart rate loud like the sub below Maybe wrong words ain’t so bad though ’Cause she stays Even when I choke Guess broken slang still gets a laugh (gets a laugh)
