[Verse 1] Woke up this morning, feeling just fine, Had my breakfast, then waited in line. Took a step forward, and what did I find? A rumbling sound, not so kind. [Chorus] Poopie butt, poopie butt, I always have poopie butt, Running to the bathroom, don't know what's up, Poopie butt, poopie butt, can't escape this rut, IBS life, always on the strut. [Verse 2] Out for a walk, enjoying the day, Suddenly feeling, oh no, not today! Searching for a restroom, no delay, A close call avoided, hooray! [Chorus] Poopie butt, poopie butt, I always have poopie butt, Trying to manage, feeling like a nut, Poopie butt, poopie butt, can't escape this rut, IBS life, always on the strut. [guitar solo] [Bridge] Doctor's advice, what could it be? "Maybe less coffee, or try some tea." Avoiding triggers, it's a tricky spree, But with IBS, nothing's easy, you see. [Verse 3] Social events, a tricky affair, Always planning routes, becoming aware. But with humor and grace, I don't despair, Living with IBS, a daily affair. [Chorus] Poopie butt, poopie butt, I always have poopie butt, Learning to laugh, when my gut acts up, Poopie butt, poopie butt, can't escape this rut, IBS life, always on the strut. [Chorus] Poopie butt, poopie butt, I always have poopie butt, Learning to laugh, when my gut acts up, Poopie butt, poopie butt, can't escape this rut, IBS life, always on the strut [outro] [fade music] [end]
