
Old Fat Spider (Beorn)
[Intro] This one.. should be Known to Mr. Underhill You are Welcome to join me small visitor... [strummed acoustic guitar, bass, and drums enter] [Verse 1] I met an old fat spider, spinning in his tree I said, "Hey, old fat spider, I bet you can't catch me" You're grown too fat, you lazy lob, you're just an old Tomnoddy Hey, Attercop, hey, Attercop, you can't catch anybody [Verse 2] And then the old fat spider, he spun a final thread I said, "Hey, old fat spider, it's time that you were dead" I drew my sword to cut his silk, to kill the old Tomnoddy And then I thought I'd leave him be, you can't catch anybody [Verse 3] I met an old fat spider, in his spinning tree His web all old and tattered, he could hardly see I shoed a fly into his lair, to feed the old Tomnoddy But how can you kill a spider, who can't catch anybody? How can you kill a spider, who can't catch anybody? [Instrumental Break] [acoustic guitar solo with bass and drums] [Verse 4] I met an old fat spider, in his spinning tree His web all old and tattered, he could hardly see I shoed a fly into his web, to feed the old Tom Noddy But how can you kill a spider, who can't catch anybody? How can you kill a spider, who can't catch anybody? [Outro] How can you kill a spider ...who can't catch anybody? [Outro] How can you kill a spider ...who can't catch anybody? [acoustic guitar strumming fades out]

