[Verse 1] I met you at the window You were crying so I held you You looked at me and I looked right back at you And you whispered softly into my ears [Chorus] I wanna take a DUMP on your chest It might sound crazy it might make a mess I won't lie to you I'll probably PISS on you too because I love you 'Cause I love you [Verse 2] We walked down by the river You were cold so I held you You looked at me and said you'd never felt this way before Then you leaned in closer with a smile Said you'd been thinking for a while And just when I thought you might say something sweet You whispered, “Get the plastic sheet” [Chorus] I wanna take a DUMP on your chest It might sound crazy it might make a mess I won't lie to you I'll probably PISS on you too because I love you 'Cause I love you [Verse 3] I took you home to meet my mother She said we'd found each other She said, “You two look like you're meant to be” You smiled politely through the dinner I knew right then I'd found a winner Then underneath the table you reached across to me And whispered, “Wait until she leaves” [Chorus] I wanna take a DUMP on your chest It might sound crazy it might make a mess I won't lie to you I'll probably PISS on you too because I love you 'Cause I love you [Bridge] Some people give you flowers Some people give you rings Some people write you poetry And say romantic things But I don't need a candle I don't need champagne Just lock the fucking bedroom door And put a towel down again [Final Chorus] I wanna take a DUMP on your chest It might sound crazy it might make a mess I won't lie to you I'll probably PISS on you too because I love you I wanna ruin the sheets Then tell you you're the only one for me Baby, romance ain't dead It's just slightly fucked in the head And I love you 'Cause I love you [Outro] I love you I really fucking do Now move the pillows.
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