[spoken intro] Ohhhh….. You wanna play a game do you? [pause] Well I have one for you… Hahahahahaaahaha….. Hehehehehehehehe…. [pre hook] Let’s play!… The numbers game. Here’s the rules… One through ten. You pick a number… I ALWAYS WIN! I love the numbers game. Ready?…. Hehehehehehehe… Hahahahahha… Let’s play. [verse one] We’ll start from the beginning. Tell me your life’s story. Don’t leave out anything, Especially the gory. All the gross, impure and bad things you’ve done. Don’t hold back…. No! Not a one. OH!?…. One you say… It goes this way… One, and one… The game’s just begun. Two, and two… Get ready, I’m coming for you. Three, and three… Look out your windows, it’s me you’ll see. Four, and four… Hehehehehe… You’ll be running no more. Oh, we aren’t done you silly lil grey haired pumpkin…. [hook] Let’s play!… The numbers game. Here’s the rules… (Listen closely.) One through ten. You pick a number… (Go ahead.) I ALWAYS WIN! I love the numbers game. (numbers are fun.) Ready?…. Hehehehehehehe… Hahahahahha… I didn’t think so.. Let’s play. [verse two] One thing I gotta do before we start the second part. What do you call a man nailed to the wall? [pause] Art! Hahahahaahaha…. I like that joke. Lil pink dragons keep telling me to keep going. Keep playing the game, your tension is growing. Ok…. Let’s continue… Are you ready?… Like you have a choice being locked in here with me…. Hahahaahhehehehehe….. Three, and three…. Oh WAIT!!!! Did that one already! Five, and five…. Don’t panic. You’ll stay alive…. Maybe…. Six, and six… Wanna see a magic trick? Seven, and seven… This is my favorite one… SNAP…… AAAAAAAAA That lil piggy goes to heaven. Eight, and eight… Why are you crying again? Wait… there’s more. Nine, and nine… Your little toe is now mine. You’ll be fine. I can play this all night. Ya know…. Well….. At least until you run outta toes. [hook] Let’s play!… The numbers game. Here’s the rules… (Listen closely.) One through ten. You pick a number… (Go ahead.) I ALWAYS WIN! I love the numbers game. (numbers are fun.) Ready?…. Hehehehehehehe… Hahahahahha… I didn’t think so.. Let’s play. [outro] I see you counting in your head. You’re right, there’s one more. TEN!…… Hahahahahaha….. [hook] Let’s play!… The numbers game. Here’s the rules… (Listen closely.) One through ten. You pick a number… (Go ahead.) I ALWAYS WIN! I love the numbers game. (numbers are fun.) Ready?…. Hehehehehehehe… Hahahahahha… I didn’t think so.. Let’s play. Ten, and ten… I…. ALWAYS… Win!…. Heheheheheheheh….. Hahahahahah……
