[Spoken Intro – spooky, playful tone] It was late one night at Mar-a-Lago’s lair, Trump was in his robe, fluffing up his hair. He grabbed his Sharpie with a guilty flash, And threw himself… a pardon bash! [Chorus] He did the Pardon Bash—(The Pardon Bash!) It was a legal splash—(A legal splash!) He cleared his buddy’s stash—(Of stolen cash!) He danced a power flash—(The Pardon Bash!) [Verse 1] He pardoned friends with crimes galore, From hush-money slips to offshore lore. Tax fraud? No prob. Bribery? Who cares? As long as you once complimented his hair! [Bridge – spoken] Yes, he signed with flair, without a blink— “Forget the jury, I’ll tell you what to think!” Why wait for trials or legal squalls, When Mar-a-Lago has gilded halls? [Chorus] He threw the Pardon Bash—(Oh what a scene!) Before the courts could clash—(That’s mighty keen!) No need to hide your stash—(Or make a dash!) Just RSVP to the Bash—(The Pardon Bash!) [Verse 2] He pardoned a banker who “misplaced” the dough, A weatherman who made it snow (if you know, you know). A guy with 50 DUIs and a cat named Slush— Trump just laughed and said, “Hush hush!” [Bridge – spoken] “If you’ve shaken my hand, or kissed the ring, You get a pardon—like it’s a bling!” He’s got more mercy than a grandma’s fudge— Unless you called him… “Orange.” Then he won’t budge. [Chorus] He did the Pardon Bash—(For crooks and stars!) He’ll free your yacht and lift your bars! No trial, no gavel smash— Just come to the Bash—(The Pardon Bash!) [Outro – spoken dramatically] So if you’re shady, slick, or just plain rash, Slide into Trump’s Presidential Flash. No judge, no jury, no courtroom clash… You just might be pardoned— At the Pardon Bash.
