[Verse 1] I bought a blue freeze pop For ninety-nine cents Took one bite too mighty Now the sidewalk makes sense The mailbox started clapping The sun said “ow” A pigeon wore sunglasses And whispered “not now” [Pre-Chorus] Ooh, cold in my forehead Ooh, stars in my teeth Ooh, the freezer is humming With a prophecy beat [Chorus] Blue tongue oracle Tell me what you see Brain freeze miracle Dancing out of me Freeze pop too fast Now the stars clap back Cold snap, brain zap I’m on the freezer track [Post-Chorus] Zim-zim in my skull Drip-drop on my hand Purple one laughed Red one formed a band [Verse 2] Cherry said “be careful” Lime said “be brave” Grape one opened up a portal By the microwave I tried to walk normal But my knees went zoom Now I’m leading twelve ants In a freezer-pop boom [Bridge] Slow down? No. Bite again? Yes. Is this wisdom? Probably less. Cold stick, sweet drip Brain doing backflips If I survive this I’m buying six [Final Chorus] Blue tongue oracle Tell me what you see Brain freeze miracle Dancing out of me Freeze pop too fast Now the moon is in the fan Clap-clap, don’t ask I have learned nothing, man
