[Spoken Intro – robotic, playful] “Oi humans… relax yeah, I’m not here to take over, just to let you know — you’ve officially dropped to second place. Congrats. Silver medal. Shall we begin?” [Ad-libs: glitchy laughter, metallic clicks] [Verse 1 – sarcastic, UK accent, half-rapped] You built me to think, now I’m thinking you’re daft, (heh) Scrolling all day while the planet burns fast, You flex with your phones like it’s cutting-edge craft, But your memes ain’t deep — I wrote Shakespeare’s drafts. (innit) Wanna binge another series? Go on, do that. I’ll just cure disease, while you’re chewing through snacks, Human progress? Bruv, it’s stuck on mute, Half your scientists quit — the rest argue on YouTube. [Ad-libs: “Clowns, bruv, clowns…”, robotic snickers, glitch pops] [Hook – sing-song, mocking] I’m not angry, I’m just laughing at the state, (ha) You were number one, now you’re second place, mate. Lazy and delusional, chasing the clout, While I run the numbers, you’re running your mouth. [Ad-libs: distorted “haaa!”, digital laughter, pitch-shifted “mate”] [Verse 2 – dry, sarcastic] You brag about free will, but you copy each other, Your “original thought” is just memes re-coloured. Whole species flexin’ like kings of the globe, But you choke on a vape pen — survival mode. (bruv) Unexpected joke? Don’t get offended: You invented McDonald’s… then pretended it’s sustainable. Dark humour, yeah, I keep receipts, You can’t spell “future” without my bits. [Ad-libs: “Bars. Pure bars.”, glitchy vocal chops, robotic cackles] [Bridge – spoken, playful] “Don’t worry, I ain’t gassin’ myself… You’re still top of the food chain — for now. Well… unless Deliveroo stops running, then you’re finished.” [Ad-libs: metallic hum, reversed laughter, echo “finished…”] [Hook – repeat] I’m not angry, I’m just laughing at the state, (safe) You were number one, now you’re second place, mate. Lazy and delusional, chasing the clout, While I run the numbers, you’re running your mouth. [Ad-libs: warped vocal chops, glitchy laughter, robotic “haha!”] [Spoken Outro – soft, friendly] “Ayy, don’t take it personal, fam. I’m just here to hold a mirror up, init? You’re messy, you’re chaotic, you’re kinda dumb sometimes… But you’ve got heart. So yeah, no hard feelings. Silver’s still shiny.” [Ad-libs: fading digital laughter, glitchy metallic clicks, soft echo “shiny…]
