Responsible for Farting in Yoga (Uptown Funk Swagger)

[Intro] [bright horn stab] [swagger verse] For community service, the judge sent me to talk with you about responsibility. Because I allegedly… put “I FARTED IN YOGA” stickers on Richmond police cars. [groove build] Deferred adjudication. No conviction… yet. The judge knew that and said, “Go teach these people responsibility.” [big horn hook] That’s handing a raccoon a flamethrower… then blaming him for the fire. [swagger verse 2] So… don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. The judge will ask how this went. Tell him I changed your lives. [party close] Then he’ll storm back in asking why his car has an “I FARTED IN YOGA” sticker… Say, “Your Honor… [final chant hook - repeat] Colin changed our lives. That’s handing a raccoon a flamethrower… then blaming him for the fire. Colin changed our lives.