So I guess I’m gonna tryin be nice I can be sugar, and be spice Tried once tried twice hell.. even tried thrice Still couldn’t stop watching Miami Vice showed up to the pearly gates, all drunk and feeble Just tried to shove a camel through the eye of a needle But I’m here to tell you When it doesn’t work, you can bring it back And I guarantee when you go back to the drawing board, it’s not that bad, it’s not that whack you can find somebody who will scratch your back And before long, you’re back on track  As long as you keep coming back Just keep coming back So you wake up again, its Tuesday so you try again you find a friend And all he seems to want to do are things that are all about him … Tim… Seriously though, Fucking Tim! So if it doesn’t work, you can take it back Don’t scratch off that serial number that’s on the back They need that to track Products in the back So now let’s go up the stairs, I swear there are snacks And it’s really not that bad, to have to go back Just keep coming back  I have a story to tell it seems diabolical in its simplicity It will seem non-canonical to reality, It’s just about things just working out Through a cosmic force checking in on me Providing perks Through virtue of my equanimity And it’s not that hard, but I take that back it’s really hard But you get a card, and you get cash back, and discount on mystical goods and services, but you’re not immune retaking your role as an ass hat, but you’re not cast out for your blunders or skirmishes  Because you can always still just bring it back Nobody’s gonna tell you how to act Unless you asked, if you feel you should I would act fast because miracles are dope An abundance can be so vast Hang onto your heart and peace can last And if you drop the ball, it can happen fast. You just have to remember But if it doesn’t work, you can take it back If you lost the receipt, they can see what you bought last , starting over doesn’t hurt just keep coming back Yeah, just keep coming back 
