[Intro] I had... one drink too many... Euhm.. Okay, maybe five (Soft giggle) Why are there two of me in the mirror? Which one is me? ...Damn. [Verse 1] I made it home somehow And everything feels wrong Tried to walk like a normal person Ended up on the floor ...Ouch. [Pre-Chorus] Left foot... Right foot... Wait, why do I have four feet? Okay... This is bad. [Chorus] One drink too many! One drink too many! Now the whole damn room is moving One drink too many! One drink too many! Everything's spinning! I somehow made it home Now I don't know what I'm doing! [Post-Chorus] Too many... Too many... One drink... Too many... [Verse 2] I went looking for some water Grabbed the bottle in my hand Tried to take a sip Missed my mouth completely [Short beat stop – total silence] I checked my phone Didn't understand a thing Tried to type “I'm home” And sent twelve random emojis [Pre-Chorus] What the fuck... What the fuck... Am I doing? [Bridge] BEAT DROP – MASSIVE ELECTRO HOUSE BASS [Final Chorus] One drink too many! One drink too many! Now the whole damn room is moving One drink too many! One drink too many! Everything's spinning! I finally made it upstairs Now the whole room is spinning! [Outro] I'm fine... Totally fine... ... Shit. I'm gonna throw up. [Sudden cut]
