[sizzling noises] [Verse 1:] I got my sausage, sizzlin’ on my grill, Juicy link, drippin', givin’ me a thrill. Turn it, work it, damn, it’s lookin’ fine, leakin’ grease, that's by design. Hot and poppin’, this ain't no game, this ain't zelda, Link's settin’ my heart aflame. From the pan to my plate, you a naughty lil’ tease, Sausage, baby, eating you's my expertise. [Chorus:] Ay, sizzle, sizzle, heating you up (up...up...up....) Hot and spicy, filling up my soul, not one, not two, but three, hell you adding to my tummy roll. [Verse 2:] that sausage, so plump, so slick, Grill marks snappin’, like my Insta pic. Sear it slow, got me feelin’ the blaze, This link’s my jam, got me so amazed. Cravin’ that spicy, smoky delight, Chomp it down, "yeah, all of it?" yeah, got that right! Don't need no sides, you my main damn plate, Sausage, you my vibe, ain't no debate. Crackle in the pan, you makin’ me grin, Every bite’s a flex, every psh psh a sin. From my grill to my dish, oil gushin as I stab at thee with my fork, fulfillin my wish, no remorse, you tasty, minced up, delicious, delectable, yummy roll of pork (pork...pork...pork...ayy) [Chorus:] Ay, sizzle, sizzle, heating you up (up...up...up....) Hot and spicy, filling up my soul, not one, not two, but three, hell you adding to my tummy roll. [spoken rapid rap] Link, you my kitchen king not just some elf with a magic ring no need to know Hyrule lore you sizzle so loud, can't ignore that roar master Sword? Nah, that’s your flavor blade slicin’ my hunger like a five-star spade you juicy in the pan, got my heart in sync golden brown glow, you my sausage link courage, power, wisdom in one bite you got that heat, keep me up all night like a final boss, you bring that zest but on my grill, yeah, you cook the best no need for a dungeon, no need for a quest you the main dish, forget the rest I ain’t talkin’ flutes or fairy wings just how you pop when the skillet sings... Call me the chef, but you runnin this meal spittin’ out steam, got that pan-fried feel ridin’ my plate like epona's flight thick-cut dreams in the pale moonlight sausage so fine, you a fantasy flight, even non-nerds gonna take a bite drippin’ with spice like a cartoon A lil' Rugrats kick Chucky’s hair SpongeBob heat Krabby Patty soul but you the star, in that sausage roll like Pikachu’s zap you jolt my mind a flavor so rare one of a kind from wild woods to candy land bliss you my golden link with dat skillet hiss not just for Zelda not just for games you burn in my pan and light up my flames forget "Hey, Listen!"—I’m hearin’ you sizzle you a heatwave makin my sweat drizzle three hearts or more, I’m feelin’ the spark you the flavor that hits so hard it leaves a mark. [Chorus:] sizzle, sizzle, heating you up (up...up...up....) Hot and spicy, filling up my soul, not one, not two, but three, hell you adding to my tummy roll. yeah... and my heart, my brain, my lipids... ohhhh.... yeah... Woop! Hey doc... Yeah... guess I'll try that G-L-P-1 blocker now Uh... How much?
